He skimmed through it and found a good picture, then used the index to find text about pigs.“Damn!” he cursed. “It doesn’t say anything about where they started from in the world. Do any of you girls know where pigs come from?”Jean and Vickie both shook their heads, indicating the negative, but Sheila said slowly, “I seem to remember seeing a mention of the pig being of Eurasian origin. The mention was in connection with them digging up the turf, almost like a plough.”“So you think they are not native to the Americas?” John queried.“I am pretty sure of that, dear.”“Fine. That means what I killed some time back was a peccary; not a pig. I was surprised at the animal’s dark colour and hairiness, but pigs come in all shades from pink to black, so I just assumed it was a variety I didn’t recognise; but it must really have been a peccary. They do have a similarity to the pig, so probably fill the same niche in the local ecology.”“Sheila, will you ladies from my homeland remind me, when I. So she decided to check it out.She went to the Western Wall and saw an old Jewish man walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray for almost an hour.When he turned to leave, holding a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.“Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?”“Morris Feinberg”, he replied.“Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”“For 75 years.”“75 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.”“I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.”“I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.”“I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.”“How do you feel after doing this for 75 years?”“Like I’ve been talking to a fucking wall.”An Irish Lesson:How to get to Heaven from Ireland.(A story from an Irish Sunday School.
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